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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

(Source: fallontonight)

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

(Source: killmymemories)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Toast with Avocado and Gazpacho

do-not-touch-my-food:

Toast with Avocado and Gazpacho

(Source: vegan-yums)

coolator:

god bless

(Source: theone8888)

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

fashionfever:

 

fashionfever:

 

Cleanse/detox day with @blueprintcleanse juices and a random Whole Foods green juice haha 😬💪

Cleanse/detox day with @blueprintcleanse juices and a random Whole Foods green juice haha 😬💪

Cleanse/detox day with @blueprintcleanse juices and a random Whole Foods green juice haha 😬💪

Cleanse/detox day with @blueprintcleanse juices and a random Whole Foods green juice haha 😬💪